gracewileysmith:
“ earthtogrounders:
“ Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
”
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a...

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

(via thatspacegay)


metroboominbabe:
“ radicallyaligned:
“ Here’s my “25 year old dating a 16 year old” starter pack!! :)
”
Even better
”

metroboominbabe:

radicallyaligned:

Here’s my “25 year old dating a 16 year old” starter pack!! :)

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Even better

(via karinevanasse)


merelybeing:

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

(via ironinkpen)


iamjanaandjanameansme:
“ (source)
Something happened here.
You hope it’s
a miracle,
but probably
not.
-j.m.
”

iamjanaandjanameansme:

(source)

Something happened here.
You hope it’s
a miracle,
but probably
not.
               -j.m.

(via ironinkpen)


antifamutantdown:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“I WON, I HAVE YOUR DADDY WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER.”

(via thatspacegay)


antifamutantdown:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“I WON, I HAVE YOUR DADDY WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER.”

(via thatspacegay)


samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


hystericallyqueen:

alright listen if rami doesn’t win tonight…I will live. I will be upset but I will live. but if rami doesn’t win because bradley cooper wins I will honest to god flip a table because literally any 40+, kind of scruffy, average looking hollywood actor could have played bradley cooper’s star is born role just fine but only rami malek could have pulled off freddie mercury the way he did and I swear if I see another average white dude win over one of the most versatile actors I’ve seen on screen who literally became his role instead of just playing it….well then that will just really grind my gears friends let me tell yOU

(via agentnvdeem)


mangolesbian:

the fish in animal crossing when you land your pole anywhere that isn’t directly in front of them:

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kaleighbytheway:

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

(via approach)


guy:

emma-d-klutz:

shaolinbynature:

hey-hey-shutthefuckup:

lukestarkillerisgay:

microtear:

drankinwatahmelin:

lordhams:

goldensweetcheeks:

ellsworthej:

e-wifey:

thxrsdxy:

britteryikes:

lizzysarai:

effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

mf-johnson:

kumasenpai:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

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father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

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-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

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Originally posted by ihiphop

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

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My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

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You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

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3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

i hate this

(via friedfriends)


fuck pewdiepie subscribe to jablinski games

frostytherobot:

cishetsbeingcishet:

konigstigerr:

manic-gothic-octopi:

surfcommiesmustdie:

cishetsbeingcishet:

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KEEP GOING

yes, swallow that sweet sanitized mainstream content major corporations can safely put their ads on instead of supporting independent content creators

Awfully fast for 1mil. I wonder how many are bots because this really does seem suspect.

jack black being puppeteered by a reptilian: how do you do fellow children?

y'all: yasssss queen.

ARE YALL LIKE??????????? OKAY???????????????? DO YOU NEED HELP IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP

jack black: *is a well known, likeable person who makes good music and has fun and people love him for it, makes a gaming channel so he can have fun with his son*

y’all dumbass motherfuckers: it’s bots and he’s also a lizard man and subscribing to him instead of pewdiepie is feeding into corporations

(via friedfriends)


hoopdogz:

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

(via pineapplejerky)